Thursday, June 02, 2011

Overheard Tonight

At the West Side Target store, a manager talking on the phone:

"What's that, sir? You're caught... you're stuck... you've got your head caught in a vacuum cleaner? What, it's not your head, it's technically your turban? And why are you calling Target about this? Sir, shouldn't you be calling 911? No, sir, I realize you called Target. But what I'm saying is, if you've got your head stuck in a vacuum cleaner, shouldn't you call 911? What? You're stuck in your dirty American hotel? What hotel are you staying in, sir? A Super 8? No, sir, I'm fairly sure even a Super 8 would have vacuum cleaners... Sir, I'm having a hard time believing your story...

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